It’s just that sometimes all I really want to do is cuddle and talk about us rather than have your dick inside my mouth. And it’s not because I don’t like doing it or your dick isn’t beautiful. While I’m pretty sure I’m going to love making love to you, I won’t always be in the frame of mind to suck your cock. I won’t always be in the mood to give you head. Although most of these things are probably unpleasant, I promise I am worth the effort and the trouble (I think).ġ. I don’t want to sound threatening but while I would like to think that I am nice and worthwhile and shit, there are a few things I would like you to know about me. I’m not quite sure whether we’ve met already or not but I would like to give you a few pointers on what it’s like having me in your life. Found a similar article on Thought Catalog decided to do my own version only because I’m motherfucking single and I can.